a feverish dream

...introducing bowie, dave n klaras wee rescue puppy
AwHhHhhHHHHHHh hahahah yay hahaah awhhh (o:


play-as-you-read.... another ditty by kris from the archives, this ones about me ..... or some such shenanigan n nonsense hahaah (o:::



...so friday afternoon after a lot of doubt and a headache, went up to glasgow for an adventure with the family...... went on that damned stupid glasgow wheel thing.....got the F>E>A>R> as soon as it moved ....OMG arghhhh heebiegeebies...fear...panic..irrational..fear and panic of heights...renders me silent....
horrid horrid









...so last friday night kris and i went to mc d’s 40th party lol
as soon as we arrived i cuddled birthday boy then groped john ramseys ass followed by lori’s knockers hahaah usual. Billy and lorraine Kinnear didnt show, neither did neil weir who i later found out fell asleep and decided fekit hahha tut tut ...spent most of night with either lorri or chatting to andrew and claire mc whin ahahah many a laugh n intrigue was had.... other characters whom i interacted with included kenbo/kenny martin, eric lindsay, caroline ayton, robert-grumpy-ayton, and kris’s cousin marie her man jim and their pal franchesca etc (CAROLINE SAYS HI LINZI PMSL, say no more hahah)

I danced and sang to whiteout at mcd's party first n last time in my life i’m sure ahahahahahhaha

Lorri gave me her children in need dotty scarf, awhhhh thanks (o:

johnny still has nasty scars on his head from music award night, when he seemed to thump his head from nowhere with blood streaming and...bemused st.johns ambulance bloke ouch!!

June looks about 22 and as gorgeous as ever

rolled home and went to sleep...




next thing i remember is wakingup being sick with kris holding me in heimlich manooveron on bed....... apparently i’d been vomitting unconsious for quite a while before he could wake me, projectile vomitting WTF! ....

(please dont tell my mother anyone, she doesnt know just how ill i was....oh iye and dont actually show my mother this blog, ishe thinks linzi is great, i dont want her knowing what a sexual predator and deviant she is lmao)

the start of about 4 days of PAULINES nasty vomit germ...with dioreah, fever, aching , the lot
4days of lying still in dark, in silence, in agony....thanks PAULINE lol grrrrr
three days into germs kris stayed off work , feeling unwell, only went back to work today after three days off ...luckily for paul, kris didnt have all the nasty symtoms she gave to me ..oh hahahah linzi will love this....pauline offered me her pills etc from doctors AFTER i was a lot better ahhaha wtf arghhhhh ahhahahaha grrrrrr lo


the only half good thing about germs was thot of when kevin was suffering from same germ on glasvegas tour bus.....a bunch of blokes all having to vomit and share toilet together...grim....

Kris being and x-immunologist is good at cheering me up with wee stories about my armies fighting and causing fever to boil the baddies etc LOL



Pauline plauge spreader photo LOL grrr



dorcas got a trolley for josh at garden centre too after last blogs tipoff ahaha yay!!!
And Linzi’s started blogging LOL






Kris started playing guitar n singing I could hear the music drifting as I dozed sleepily I'll ...awhhh yay




From till recept my dad bought some of my natural enemyes the brussel sprout boke spew suck grrr lol


it keeps randomly snowing ..yay



I like a traditional runny rose snnzing germ not this plauge LOL

Linzi will suffer from Scottish booze bans, they are making cheap drink expensive lmao








"Archie born 3rd march 2009, conceived during a feverish dream world two days previously "



wanted to cheer myselfup whilst getting over germs so made a cuddly pillow creature thing from my dream ahhaah


once kris got unwell i made him a wee animated giff of archie to cheer him up awhhh lol



He's only young can't blink or wag his tail but I thot I'd show you his first steps LOL (won't work on some browsers)


bought some funky stuff for camryn, sarah n michael (o;



Took random photos, bought stuff ....usual lol




i’m finding it very hard to understand why one of my pals is putting up with a lazy, paranoid, selfish, angry other half, i’m starting to think that it suits said friend to be treated badly as an excuse or for excitement..hmmm


posting this as this pic of mer today unsettles klaraz hahaah



i pimpedup my new black headphones by cutting a fetish braclet in two ahahah





i stole linzi's daughter tegan without her knowing for about 20mins lol heehee hahaha!! awhhhh (o:




a few funny (to me) things from a 1001 CRaZy “money and time saving tips” book...

To hold the end of a belt in place, use double-sided Sellotape or adhesive pads from stationers - even try chewing gum in an emergency

Keep or collect small children’s woollens at jumble sales. These provide pullovers for old, sick and arthriticky animals when heating goe off at night. Polo neck jerseys with arms rolled up are particularly good . . .

When putting all your eggs in one basket, put an X on the ones to be used up first

Cover a working keyhole by fitting a brass escutcheon plate, or block an unused one with plasticine and cut out a cardboard cover to pin over it, which you can then decorate as you like.


the funniest photo (to me) ever...pauline and bodger, ahahahha FAB lolly...most brilliant outfit ever!!!





new contender.... hahahah hilarity kevin sent from copenhagen yesterday i think lmao



have a great weekend, care n love .x. (o: