ornamentals...

...the things you see when you havent got your (bubble-)gun

hahah today some familiar characters stopped by for a min on their way into town...so i asked them for a photo as they look like the sort of youth gang that newspapers report or some health department’s cautionary advert, statistical young delinquent single mothers, probably looking for trouble and a bit of shoplifting.....

(pauline had just abandoned charlotte at nursery for afternoon, hence the ‘freed from prison stance’ ....whilst linzi finished a smoke just before pic was taken, hence the ‘thumbs up and smile’ ..... so the media is sort of right... social reprobates ahahahhahah)



I showed them just a few of the many sewing, knitting, cardmaking, painting, jewellery and design projects that i’m working on...arghhhh haaha.




....poor sozzle, hahah she’s SOOOO desperate for overdue baby-sozzle to be out and meeting the world...she’s tried, sex, excercise, sex, curry, sex ..etc...everything she can think of ....Hahahah made us all laugh this week when she tried logging into her facebook by typing “facebonk”...ahhahaha preoccupied i tell thee!!






the other day there i asked charlotte what she dreams about.....she said flying kites .....ahahahah awhhhh yay ahahah made me imagine a wobbly crayon drawn comic strip with fluffy clouds and a smiley faced sun doodle lol



During the week i went to the garden centre with my mum to meet my sister and wee angus. On the way i found £10 YAY! which alas only covered cost of 2X soup and coffee!
..there’s an aviery bird bit there



.....i’m not keen on caged creatures, esp. birds, (**)victoria will be having palpitations about reading this bit too lol....anyway, my mum was showing wee angus diffrent birds and telling him bout them, when i spotted a chicken thing and freaked a bit ahhahah i was saying

“ euwhhhhh oh nooo.... you eat them ...how can you ...they are horrid, i’m glad i dont , cant eat chicken” etc

* i have had a many encounters with trapped birds that are well documented on myspace and forever haunt my brain lol

..... to which my mother replied trying to calm me down..

15:27 “it’s ok, they are bantums not chickens, no, no people dont eat those....THEY’RE ORNMAMENTAL ones”

ahahahahah .....this made me laugh and conjured a funny cartoon in my head of ornamental creatures in fields lol ....And incase anyones in doubt, i ament a vegetarian, i used to be for about two years but endedup eating a kebab of all things, drunk on a train and that was the end of that phase lol


(**)Victoria, THE most stunningly beautiful person you may ever meet, is also nauseatingly funny and clever, and likes to have the occasional drunken nonsense with the bradleys lol what a gal!...and her mum’s naw bad either lol (o;



I don't use my myspace or bebo anymore as I found it confusing as to who I was allowed to talk to and what about....i like chatting to folk but some of my pals were trying to avoid and ignore people so i ended up only logging in sporadically to avoid a brain implosion lol



...i dont want to cause offense to claire or any other ‘veggies’ reading this....but:







......went for a walk after shopping, down waterfront with my dad before snow went for good...







made valentines cards with charlotte and wee angus on diffrent day with diffrent helpers lol





a spooky Phenomenum that occurs everytime I use sewing stuff... Things start poltergiesting about room then I remember theres always invisible thread tangled n caught on stuff... usually my leg hahaha (for the boys ...hahah.... like a thin fishing line) lmao



...this blog should have been called sewing machines dont like me...... lol




All kris's shopping bans he's getting as difficult and fussy as his dad was..... I ament to buy walkers crisps.....WTF I like walkers crisps )0:

so i’m blogging a quote he said not to hahah:

“I actually qued up and fought folk to get into see robocop2 .... Not a good memory”

Kris 23:10 Saturday LOL




might have to go to apple store to talk to a genius....first time i’ve ever not been able to sort a mac problem myself.....mail is fekered )o:...stupid new operating system install grrrr




Amazing fact when I see number 12 sometimes I think it says twenty three I wonder if this us an insight into part of my number problems? Maybebmy brain tries to add numbers ur find patterns in them but not in usual manner from most folk hmmm?! LOL
.....I used to think of such things as defects now I think they are enhancements like breasts pmsl hahaha




 puppys ....babys....depressions...



tarra frae nooo enough of this alas lol
care and love my funny pals (o: .x.
...but a WTF bugger off if youre reading this uninvited )o: